#YourFutureWife

tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

image

it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

stability:

iliketacosmeep:

stability:

i can almost feel myself getting stupider as this semester drags on

*more stupid

well there ya go

whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this

oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

image

cashmerethoughtsss:

hannahbelle-lecter:

whisperingsweetsins:

whenblackwasinvogue:

shego:

she put up a video of her telling miyah that she thinks she’s very pretty without the wig too and that playing dress up if fun but to promise to stay in school

Love this!

Stories you won’t see in the media

#nicki is so protective of young girls#this needs to be underlined more#also she gives them edited versions of her albums#magical girls protect other girls#bless nicki

She really is very particular with how she speaks to and engages her young girl fans 

OK FINE THEN HERE YOU HAVE IT

phantomphaeton:

HERE

HERE

HERE

TAKE

IT

IN

BASK

DROOL

SWOON

FAP

WHATEVER

DO

IT

NOW.

OKAY? WE GOOD NOW? CAN I GET A LITTLE HELP HERE NOW? 

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

1,365,585 plays

catc0617:

robotgirllovesyou:

lizzledpink:

lizzledpink:

sugarpucks:

danithedoommagnet:

everyonelovesrobots:

Oh dear god what have I done…

why

image

crying

Reblogging it again because I just was scrolling through my dash on my phone and saw it and pressed play and my brother gave me the dirtiest look and I just said “wait for it” and then I laughed and he stared in horror

That was fun

oH MY GOD

i’m gonna throw this on my playlist that i put on in the car and just wait for it to come on shuffle one day and wait for the looks of sheer hatred to come over everyone’s face.

I was like already backing away and turning down the volume because the last time I heard one of those overplayed cliché songs on tumblr satans voice came up from nowhere and that really scared the living and all dead shit out of me. And then it’s something like this shit are u kidding me???

If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die.
(via rosydimpless)
Send me the name of a football club and i’ll tell you my favorite player from that club.

its-a me twerkio

image

yas mario put it down like that

me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg

schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

image

smoke-me-up:

bobsavage:

Capitalism.

I kind of want to cry