I know where to start.
If homophobia were a conversation about food...
Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

inheritedloss:

vulpes-vulpix:

qtiest:

ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those lame ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love

excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.

You:

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"Ahhhh a woman"

"Ahhhh a woman"

…and in my case sleep forever cause the only sad thing in my life is my life…

…and in my case sleep forever cause the only sad thing in my life is my life…

exphemism:

This film :(

We watched this in school and I had watched it before.I told my classmates how sad it was and that I cried 2 hours straight. The ‘bad boy’ of my class said I was a girl and that’s why I reacted like that and all the other people in my class agreed.I swear at the end of the movie all of them including him were sobbing…

exphemism:

This film :(

We watched this in school and I had watched it before.
I told my classmates how sad it was and that I cried 2 hours straight.
The ‘bad boy’ of my class said I was a girl and that’s why I reacted like that and all the other people in my class agreed.

I swear at the end of the movie all of them including him were sobbing…

exphemism:

I’m lame □

it makes me happy to make other people happy at the end they are happy and I am happy :D

exphemism:

I’m lame □

it makes me happy to make other people happy at the end they are happy and I am happy :D

gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

killedmycatatemytailor:

 #the great thing about mark sheppard is mark sheppard

Look how stupidly adorable this little shit is when he says ‘Tea’ in the first gif. What an asshole.

He looks so good in that suit!

doubletroublesqe:

Me thinking about the future

Mondays are fine. Its your life that sucks.
Ricky Gervais  (via w-ildfires)

skarvika:

masturb88ting:

does getting a septum piercing hurt?

it hurts the people that care about you

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siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

liveinphoenix:

iwanttoknowyouranatomy:

liveinphoenix:

my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water

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That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of

r u calling me fat

nayx:

this picture will never be old to me

nayx:

this picture will never be old to me