Oh mah gawd!

australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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snoia:

u kno when u hav many thing to do so u lay on the floor for long time

racingbarakarts:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

yungterra:

laggylife:

jesus fucking christ

give me them titddies momther

browningtons:

redeemer—motherfucker:

I wonder what kind of loot I’ll drop when I die

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holothewolf-x:

if tumblr users were more like raven then no one would fight

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

dialupmodem:

uunq:

chesterthecheetah:

okay tumblr i have a game

take this image and keep adding onto it

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weavemunchers:

being alone with your friends parents

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tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure